What a shocking turn of events! No, not that Buffalo Bills defensive back Donte Whitner was tasered by cops. What we’re talking about is the sudden decrease in Naughty Cheerleaders in 2009. So far only 2 incidents to report. Tasered by Cops? 3! Three incidents and it’s only April. I think we had 8 all of last year, so at this pace would should pass that, but the real story is the complete lack of effort on the part of our young ladies out there. Where are the girls who get drunk at the basketball game? No new squad member hazings? We haven’t even had our annual “Texas parents filing lawsuit because their daughter didn’t make the team” story. It’s really puzzling: either the girls have learned a lesson and are now living on the straight and narrow (doubtful) or the schools and local cops are covering for them (more likely.) So we’re sending out a rarely used BadJocks Reader APB: find us some naughty cheerleaders! High school, college, the pros . . . doesn’t matter.
We do want to be clear: we don’t want our readers to intentionally entrap these girls or force them to do something wrong. But if you happen to hear of something, or come across even the most remotely related story in your local paper, let us know ASAP. You can leave tips in the comments section below or email us at BadJocks@Yahoo.com.
Oh, and it looks like Miami Dolphins wide receiver Ted Ginn Jr. was having a birthday party at teh House of Blues in downtown Cleveland when some kind of disturbance broke out in the parking lot. Cops were called and as they were trying to calm things down, Whitner tried to push his way past officers. They tried to arrest him, he allegedly tried to get away and they zapped him. The NFL rookie was taken to jail, but they’re trying to decide if they want to press charges or not. (Fox 8)