UPDATE: Charles Barkley Tells Cops After DUI Arrest That He Was Driving to Get Blow Job – And you thought he wouldn’t hae a good reason for getting caught drunk driving? Here’s more from the report by our friends at TheSmokingGun.com:

Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had “given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier,” which the former NBA star described as “the best one he had ever had in his life.” According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you’ll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. “You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job,” answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI charge.

EARLIER: Not much to this story so far, except some great pictures of what TMZ.com claims is former NBA star and current TV commentator Charles Barkley being arrested for drunk driving.

By all accounts, former New England Patriot Danny Villa, 44, was a model football coach at Walpole High School in Massachusetts. Just weeks ago he lead his undefeated Walpole Rebels to a 41-21 victory over Mansfield Hornets to win the Division 2 Super Bowl for the first time in 11 years. He was also named “Coach of the Year” on the “Patriots All Access” show. But then a parent stepped forward with evidence of a the relationship with a female student after discovering “inappropriate” text messages from Villa on their daughter on her cell phone. They contacted Superintendent Lincoln Lynch when then immediately put Villa on paid administrative leave last week called him in for a meeting, just before Christmas. When confronted with the allegations, Villa resigned all three of the positions he at Walpole High School. But then, an odd thing happened: Villa took off to Arizona for Christmas, leaving behind his wife and children. Eventually the cops were able to locate him at his parents home there and it looks like Villa will wave extradition back to Massachusetts to face the charges that include three counts of rape of a child over 14 and three counts of enticing a minor. (The Boston Channel)

Just as 2008 winds down we start getting a slew of new High School Coach Sex Scandal stories. Okay, Hope Jacoby is tecnically not a coach–she’s an athletic trainer–but she is still an adult with oversight responsibility over underage athletes and someone who allegedly should know better. At she is good looking and blond. What else do we need for a classic bad jock story?
At right, Hope Jacoby’s mug shot picture. Anyone found her MySpace or Facebook page yet? Here’s the full story from the LA Times:

An athletic trainer at Tustin High School has been arrested on suspicion of engaging in unlawful sex acts with a student at the school, an Orange County sheriff’s spokesman said Wednesday. Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino.
Sheriff’s deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old. Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail, Amormino said. Investigators believe there may have been other victims, he said.

Think any other “victims” will want to come forward?