Top Naked Athletes of 2005

Curling Streaker? Man Dressed as “Darby O’Gill” Drops Pants in Front of Dozens of Shocked Canadians – The winter sport of curling, popular in Canada and parts of Minnesota, has joined sports big time with its first official streaker. During a match at The Brier, a man dressed up in what was described as a “smart khaki sweater and a shoe-shine boy’s hat so he would resemble Darby O’Gill” of the Disney movie Darby O’Gill and the Little People hopped onto the ice and quickly dropped his pants. He also, unfortunately, fell to his knees at the same time which made it difficult for him to actually “streak” in his white boxer shorts, while also allowing a policeman and two burly security guards to haul him away to a local jail where I’m sure his costume made him very popular with the other inmates.

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The Naked Women of . . . Curling? You remember the sport of curling, don’t you? Winter Olympics, guys on ice without skates throwing a big rock down a lane as two other guys with brooms sweep in front of it? Well, it appears that the ladies also participate in curling and some of them ain’t half bad looking . . . at least in the black and white “artistic” nude shots gracing the new Ana Arce Team Sponsorship Calendar 2006 now available. It’s a another one of those “naked to raise money for a good cause so it’s not naughty” calendars that have become popular fundraisers the past few years. The calendar features female curlers from all over the world, including Polish national team lead Kasia Selwand, seen at right in a very non-curling pose. You can order your copy for only $25 Canadian (that’s like $3 American) here. (Globe and Mail) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!

Our Favorite Picture From 2005: Rugby Streaker Tackled While Talking on His Cell Phone – At BadJocks, we appreciate the efforts that streakers put into their role in sports. To provide that brief bit of unexpected excitement during an otherwise boring game–especially soccer–is truly an art form. This story comes to us from New Zealand where a young man streaked during a rugby match between the British and Irish Lions and Manawatu. The unique twist this bloke gave to his dash-in-the-nude was that he was talking on his cell phone at the time. Better yet, an alert photographer caught him talking just as he was tackled by a member of the security staff, creating this memorable image. (And kudos to the security guard for maintaining good form–head down, wrap with the arms, drive with the legs–in an otherwise unpleasant duty.) (AP) Click on image for larger view.

Topless Lady Golfer? Our friend Brooks, over at SportsByBrooks reports that a topless photo of Danielle Amiee, the recent winner of The Golf Channel’s “Big Break III: Ladies Only,” reality show, “has been circulating over the Internet.” Sure looks like her to me. Just look at the size of her . . . club covers. She’s going to start playing in LPGA tournaments soon, and my guess is she will be very popular with the gallery. She also claims to be only 29. Yeah, right. More (Thanks to Shumpy for the link!) (daniele aimee amy)

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Strip Club Hosts Naughty Golf Event, Nudity and Sex Allegedly Follow – It wouldn’t be the first time BadJocks reported on sexual hijinks at a golf course (remember the infamous Norco, California Hooker Golf Story?) but we still laugh each time local media outlets do an “undercover report” on them and appeared to be shocked that such an event is going on in THEIR community. Like the event at the Naperville’s Country Lakes Golf Club hosted by Blackjack’s strip club. Their ninth annual golf outing had been advertised on a porn Web site and willing men paid $375 to attend. The part that makes this story interesting is that this particular golf course is one of those surrounded by expensive suburban homes. And, given the fact that the event took place in broad daylight, anyone with in the neighborhood could clearly see what was going on: strippers were auctioned off to the highest bidders and most were wearing bikinis . . . some even less . . . at a club that normally doesn’t allow you to play in cutoff shorts or tank tops. The ladies then spent the day with foursomes, “carousing in golf carts and carrying on with the outing participant” according to one report. Local TV crews weren’t the only ones shooting video as many local residents stood in their own yards and got more than an eyeful of what was best described as “lewd activity.” Naperville police are investigating claims that golfers and exotic dancers engaged in sex acts visible from neighborhood streets. A proud strip club spokesman claimed there was no sexual activity and the women were merely caddies. At right, one of the “caddies” appears to be pretending to be a steering wheel cover with her legs spread apart while a nervous golfer tries to drive his cart. (ABC7) Link includes more pictures and video. (Thanks to Scott Hartstein for the link!)

Cops Taser Naked Man at Demolition Derby, Story Gives Graphic Detail of Arrest, Urination – It doesn’t get any better than this: you’re young, drunk and stupid, attending the annual Demolition Derby in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. So why not strip off your clothes and run naked in front of 3000 spectators? And for good measure, let’s grab a fire extinguisher to cover your shame while we’re at it? All the fun and games ended when police gave chase and finally tackled the naked man and a deputy–for some unexplained reason–decided to taser the guy. The crowd didn’t care for his arresting technique and promptly booed and hissed at him. Then, according to the article, “As the arresting peace officers lifted and cuffed the naked man’s hands behind his back, urine trickled down the streaker’s front.” The derby announcer topped off the evening by adding, “Must be a chilly evening.” Click on image for larger view. (Planet JH) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!

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Male Streaker Disrupts Australian Cricket Match, Gets Hit With “One of the Biggest Tackles I’ve Seen” – Leave it to the folks down under to liven up a boring cricket match with a new feature called “Male Streaker Tackling”. An unidentified man dashed onto the field, but was almost immediately stopped for a loss when a security guard lowered his shoulder and nailed this guy to ground. (No word on how many points that’s worth in cricket.) Cricketer Simon Katich was playing when the man made his unexpected appearance and was impressed with the guard’s form. “That was one of the biggest tackles I’ve seen,” Katich said. “Geez it was a good sound too, it was fleshy.” (At right, the streaker seconds before getting tackled.)

HS Football Player Shoots Own “Girls Gone Wild” Video in School Parking Lot, Will Likely Miss Senior Season – Chalk this one up to the old “seemed like a good idea a the time” scenario: five students (including at least one football player) at Hesperia High School in West Michigan have been suspended and could be expelled for a video they shot at school. Class project? End-of-year good-bye video? Actually, more like a home-grown version of the popular “Girls Gone Wild” video. According to authorities, two junior boys with a camera convinced three girls to bare their breasts in the school’s parking lot right before Memorial Day. After showing their masterpiece to a few friends, some parents of the students claim the principal “went wild” himself and called police, who tracked down the short film. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending how you look at it) only a few people got to see the tape and it was never posted on the Internet. The school is still deciding the students fate which could range from suspension to “social probation” (no dances, sports, etc) or possibly full expulsion . . . which would definitely not look good on their permanent records. (WOOD-TV)

Judge: Photographer Can Publish Topless Photos of Tennis Star Myskina, But Will He? – A federal judge ruled this week that former French Open champion Anastasia Myskina can’t stop a photographer from distributing several topless pictures he took of her during a 2002 magazine photo session. Myskina, who was 20 years old at the time the pictures were taken by Mark Seliger, claimed she did not understand a photo release form with her signature on it and was not fluent in English at the time. The judge disagreed. When we first reported on this story in August of 2004, we linked to the pictures and felt at the time–and still do–that they are some of the most unappealing pictures of a naked women our staff had ever seen. Photos at this Not Safe For Work page include a bored looking Myskina on horseback. At right, that’s Myskina, not the horse. (SF Gate)

Mom Takes Naked Picture of Teenaged Son’s Hinder to Prove He’s Not Powder Puff Football Game Streaker – Not sure how we missed this story back in September, but it’s such a classic we had to report on it! During the annual girls powder puff football game between the juniors and seniors at Amador Valley High School (California) last year someone streaked the nighttime event, running across the field with what appeared to be pantyhose on his head. After a lengthy investigation, the district decided just this month that senior Garrett Aziz was the naked runner and suspended him for three days from school and banned him from any extra curricular activities for 30 days. But Aziz insists he didn’t do it (he was at the game but left early with a friend) and his parents went so far as to hire a forensic analyst to compare home video of the game to naked pictures of Garrett’s buttocks taken by–who else?–his mother. Suzanne Aziz admitted, “My son was very uncomfortable. He kept telling me mom this is just wrong. And I said I know it’s wrong honey, but we have to do it to prove that it’s not you.” Once that unpleasantness was over, the expert, Rob Sanderson, told the parents that he was able to determine that “the person in the video has a significantly different upper to lower body length ratio than your son … I conclude that your son was not the streaker.” Garrett also points out that “That guy’s thighs are huge. I have chicken legs,” and his always helpful mother added, “That’s not my son’s butt and legs. A mother knows that.” The school district wasn’t buying any of it and went ahead with the punishment anyway. (KGO-TV)

Former Female Golfer at UCLA Releases Nudie Calendar Again This Year – It was such a hit last year that Sophie Sandolo, an Italian native who played golf for the Bruins while in college, has published a racy calendar for 2006 featuring her in a number of nude and semi-nude poses. Sandolo, who plays on the European Women’s Tour, told our friends at the UK tabloid, The Sun, “I’m delighted to present to all my fans my new calendar. I could not resist – the 2005 calendar brought me so much luck that I could not start the 2006 season without repeating the experience.” The Sun has a “not safe for work” slideshow of Sophie with some of the top pictures from the 05 and 06 calendars here. Unfortunately, it appears that the link from The Sun has crashed poor Sophie’s website here, but you can find other pictures of her in action here. (At right, a picture we’ve entitled “Honey, Have You Seen My 9 Iron . . . Oh, Never Mind!”)