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Vandals Tear Up Golf Course With Motorcycles Two Weeks Before PGA Event - Did we mention there's only two weeks before they hold the U.S. Bank Championship at Brown Deer Park Golf Course? The article mentions it about 10 times while giving scant details about the actual incident, which, as you know, happened only two weeks before the tournament. Wonder if 620 WTMJ has some kind of tie-in with the tournament that's being held in two weeks?

Woman Tries to Bring Loaded Gun Into Courthouse - And not just any old gun, one that was fully loaded and had ten rounds in it. Oops, my bad! Details and more stories of stupidity at The Dumbass Daily - News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool.

Breaking Cheerleading News: Pictures of "Transformers" Babe Megan Fox Dressed as HS Cheerleader for New Movie - According to our favorite UK tabloid, The Sun, Megan Fox is now making a new horror film called Jennifer's Body about a HS girl who is sacrificed to Satan by her classmates. Instead of bringing them money and power, then end up creating a flesh-eating monster . . . in a very short cheerleading outfit. Can't wait to see that one! (The Sun)

Dumbass Brings Mace to a Taser Fight With Cops - Yeah, you want to piss off the cops by hitting them with pepper spray when they have guns and tasers. Details and more stories of stupidity at The Dumbass Daily - News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool.

Cat Fight! Russian Tennis Babe Anna Kournikova Involved in Bar Brawl - No pictures or video (yet) of this brawl, but reports say that the blonde beauty was partying with pals at a Las Vegas nightclub called Lavo when a woman at the next table felt that "Anna was invading her space," and threw a drink in her face. Kournikova allegedly "sprung into action" and started to push and shout at the woman before the the drink tosser (and non-tennis hottie) was kicked out. Sounds like Jello wrestling could be next . . . 

Dumbass Video of the Week: Reporter Slaps Drunk Michael Jackson Fan During Live Report! - One of the best videos since that naked guy interrupted a Cleveland weather man during that blizzard. 

Will This Put a Smile on Your Face? Actress Hayden "Save the Cheerleader" Panettiere Plans to Do Full Frontal by 30

Chris Evert: Grunting by Female Tennis Stars Getting Out of Hand - Is there any other sport were women make this kind of noise? (And yes, I did say "sport.")  According to the former star (and current Mrs. Greg Norman) "Grunting is one thing, but the shrill sound that you hear with players nowadays, and especially they get louder when they hit a winner, that's the thing that I observe as a player." (Fox Sports)

Female Teacher Arrested - Apparently she couldn't find any underage boys to have sex with so she set up a meth lab in her house. Details and more stories of stupidity at The Dumbass Daily - News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool.

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Latest "King of Pop" Shocker: Woman Who Bore Two Kids of Michael Jackson Says They Were Not His and That She Was Inseminated "Like a Horse" - You knew once he was gone all the creepy stories would start coming out, didn't you? Details and more at The Daily Internet Buzz.

#53! Middle School Social Studies Teacher/Lacrosse Coach Indicted for Attempting to Entice a Minor to Meet With Him for Sex - And it turns out the 15-year-old girl he thought he was talking to was actually a middle-aged cop. Why don't you have a seat over here . . . 

Busted! Los Angeles Dodgers Relief Pitcher Ronald Belisario Was Arrested Early Saturday Morning on a DUI Charge - No word yet on his BAC.

It's That Time of Year Again: Stories Start Appearing About Stupid Parents Whole Leave Their Kids in Parked Cars With the Temps Hit 100 Degrees - Details and more stories of stupidity at The Dumbass Daily - News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool.

#52! Soccer Coach/Teacher Indicted on 76 Counts, Including Lewdness With a Minor, Possession of Child Pornography and Sexual Assault

Former Mayor of Small Town Caught Naked at Campsite, Tells Cops That it Musta Been Some Other Naked Guy - Not surprisingly, alcohol was involved in this latest story on Bob Reno's Top of the Nudes.

Lawsuit Filed Over "Atomic Sit-Up" Used During 1999 Football Hazing Incident - It has been nearly 10 years, but the pain and suffering from an alleged hazing incident during a training camp are still real for former Stevenson High School (Chicago area) football player Stamatios Shinas. Shinas filed the suit against four former members of the varsity football team claiming they hazed four members of the sophomore football squad during summer practices at the school. According to the suit, Shinas was forced to do an "atomic sit-up" blindfolded and restrained. As he attempted to sit-up, one of the older football players straddled him and as Shinas came forward the blindfold was removed and his face slammed into the other guy's ass. Later, they told Shinas he could join in the prank as the "straddler" but instead of getting the best of another young player the "victim" allegedly rammed a broomstick into Shinas body. The lawsuit claims that the school's varsity football coaches at the time, Craig Sincora, Bob Mackey, Paul Swan, Lee Johnathan, Mike Fitzgerald, Mike Warren and Bill Mitz, failed to supervise, manage or control the players. (Pioneer Press)

For Boy, 13, "Arts & Crafts" Turns Into "Show & Tell" With Female Teacher, 46 - And no, she's not that hot, blonde French teacher you had the crush on in high school. Not . . . even . . . close. PLUS: Female teacher stays with family while she's having "man trouble." Returns the favor to the family by giving their son, 12, material for the best Dear Penthouse letter ever. Details--and of course pictures--plus more stories of stupidity at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily.

#51! Swim Coach Arrested on Child Porn Charges

#50! Coach Found in Parked Car With Partially Unclothed Girl, 17

#49! Band Director Accused of Taking Indecent Liberties With Female Student

Video of the Week: Astronaut Buzz Aldren Makes . . . Rap Record? - Lord, what is the world coming to. Check this clip out--and many more--at You Gotta See This Video!

Oops of the Day: South Carolina Governor Not Actually in Appalachia Hiking, Instead is in Argentina Humping - Too bad his wife was still in South Carolina. Details at The Daily Internet Buzz

Classic Video: There's a Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama! - It's hard to believe this actually aired on a local TV station.

Egypt Loses to USA in Soccer, Blames Thieving' Hookers - Okay, actually, there were plenty of other reasons according to a government official who was quoted as saying that . . . , “This was not the only reason for the defeat, we had some injuries, and some players got injuries in the match, but these were some of the reasons for the defeat.” The story came to light during a match in the Confederation Cup with Egypt losing shamelessly to the USA 3-0. Afterwards the players claimed part of the problem with their play was that they had been robbed the night before. Then, it was uncovered that they money was not actually stolen by a band of young women from the host country of South Africa, but was more likely paid to them for, uh, "services rendered." Now, officials are trying to go back to the robbery story. Who cares, it's soccer. (Yahoo Sports)

Say What? Off Duty Sheriff's Deputy/Coach Has 16-Year-Old Opposing Baseball Player Arrested for Kicking Helmet, Pushing Player Away Who Had Punched Him First - This story is long and complicated, but sounds to us like you have a cop misusing the system to get an opposing player arrested after an on-field incident. Especially when, according to witnesses, it sounds like the cop/coach's player was the one who started it all. To top things off, that instigator was expelled from the baseball league, but the coach continued to play the boy in another tournament. Not sure who's at fault here, but sure sounds like youth sports will once again get a black eye from adults running things. (Times Union)

Strip Club Sues 14-Year-Old Employee - They claim she walked in wearing 6 inch heels and a mini-skirt and made everyone think she was 22. So when the club got in trouble for hiring a 7TH GRADER, they have now turned around and claimed THEY were the victims in this whole thing. Details and more stores of stupidity at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily.

"Golf Cart Madness" Week at BadJocks Continues: Couple Chased by Man on Golf Cart Who Threatened Them With His Putter - And that's not a euphemism for something anatomical. The husband and wife were playing a twilight game of golf at the West Pines Golf Course in Douglas, Georgia when another pair of golfers allegedly cut them off on the 14ht hole. They claim at that point that one of the other golfers then chased him around on his cart yelling, "You're not going to get out of here, you're not going to make it out of here." He then jumped out and brandished his putter towards them. Cops came, investigated and decided they would rather be out capturing REAL criminals, so no charged were filed. (WSB-TV)

Man Busted for DUI on Golf Cart After Leaving Course When Abandoned by Family Members - So, you had a little too much to drink at the golf course the other day. Is that any reason for your family to abandon you at the course? Of course not! But being the resourceful person that you are, you don't whine and cry about it. No! You just grab another six pack, fire up the rented golf cart from the Kettle Hills Golf Course (Wisconsin) and start driving home! And you would have gotten away with your master plan if not for one little thing: the cops noticing you running a stop sign at the intersection of two highways. For some reason, they don't appreciate your independent spirit and instead cuff you and arrest you for DUI . . . with a BAC of 0.138 %. As reader Dustin T. points out, the only thing missing is that this guy didn't end up in the water. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)

"Gossip Girl" Caught in Latest Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal - Our friends at TMZ claim this is the real deal and have a link to the site that claims to now be offering the tape for sale online. Details at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily.

Naked Man Steals Woman's French Fries at Drive Thru Window - It was an amazing feat of daring AND timing. Run naked from your hiding spot near the Wendy's drive thru and get between the car and window just in time to steal a bag of fries . . . without getting any hot food on your junk. Details and more stories of stupid, naked people at Top of the Nudes.

Say What? Best HS Basketball Player in the Country Not Being Recruited by Any Major College Program - Lance Stephenson of Lincoln High School in Coney Island, New York is considered by many to be the best high school basketball player in the country, yet no program is going near him at this point. Why? According to this article in the New York Daily News there are a number of factors OFF the court (including Lance's father) which appear to be making school wary of recruit. According to the article, "Others were scared away by questions surrounding his eligibility, a pending sexual assault case and rumors of Stephenson's possible involvement with an agent. His father's constant presence caused some programs to cease courting the Coney Island star." Want to know what's wrong with youth sports these days? Just read this eye opening article.

U.S. Open Update: It Wasn't Only the Course That Was Drenched - In an great example of life imitating life, drunken golf fans actually heckled several pro golfers at the rain soaked U.S. Open, including Tiger Woods. Among the barbs thrown at Mr. Woods included "Suck it up, you've got your own video game!" Other golfers were also blasted, including Fred Funk whose last name was shouted as an obscenity. Fans of the movie "Happy Gilmore" knew this day was coming, and are probably wondering what took so long? (NewsDay) 

Female Golfer With BAC Twice the Legal Limit Charged With DUI and Motor Vehicle Homicide After Golf Cart Tips Over, Kills Friend

Giant Iowa Lineman Arrested for DWI on a . . . Moped? At 6-foot-7, 315 lbs, Hawkeye lineman Kyle Calloway stands out in a crowd. And likely he looks quite interesting perched atop a moped, especially when driving it drunk and driving though a police barricade in downtown Iowa City Police around 12:30 a.m. Saturday. When stopped by officers, Calloway's BAC was only blood-alcohol level of .106%.  Not nearly enough to make the World Famous BAC Rankings, but you have to consider how much beer it would take to raise the blood alcohol level of a guy that big. Most of our charts only go up to about 225 lbs. According to some sources, Calloway is the 27th University of Iowa football player arrested in the past two years.  (Des Moines Register)

Teens Arrested for Setting Fire to HS Football Field - Thinking "Big deal, they can just replant the grass?" The school could, except the field is made of artificial turf and the damage to the field is estimated at $35,000!  [1010 WINS]

Girl 12, Uses Backpack to Knock Classmate Out Cold - She was either really, really strong or--as witnesses suggest--the thing was full of rocks. Plus: video of vicious girl fight in an Oakland hair salon. WARNING: Not safe for work language. Details on The Daily Internet Buzz.

He's Ba-ack! Border Patrol Arrests NFL Bust Ryan Leaf - Former Washington State quarterback Ryan Leaf was arrested at about 9 am yesterday after he attempted to reenter the United States from Canada. Border agents took him into custody after checking his name against a national database of outstanding warrants and found that--SURPRISE!--Leaf was wanted by Texas authorities on drug and burglary charge. Oops. [San Jose Mercury News]
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Substitute Gym Teacher Puts 10-Year-Old in Sleeper Hold After Dispute During Heated Dodgeball Game - Anyone who has every played dodgeball in gym class knows that in the heat of battle that sometimes it looks like you've been hit and other times you get hit and they can't really tell. For one 10-year-old at Daniel Webster Elementary School, the game ended sooner than he wanted and he protested loudly to the gym teacher, Daniel Sanabria, 58. According to police reports, Sanabria insisted the kid was out of the game and called him a "cry baby." That resulted in the kid attempting to throw a punch at Sanabria who then responded as any good substitute gym teacher would: he put the kid in a choke hold like they use in professional wrestling. Yeah, that apparently is not in line with school disciplinary guidelines and Sanabria was charged with third-degree assault and endangering the welfare of a child, both misdemeanors, and harassment. [LoHud.com]

Victim, 16, Testifies in Latest Teacher Sex Scandal, Claims He Came Over The House to Tutor Her, Instead Did Her Homework for Her So They Would Have More Time for Sex - The details on this thing read like a Penthouse Letter.  Details and more stories of stupidity at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily - News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool.

Olympic Marathon Runner Arrested for . . . Biting Cop? - Remember marathon runner Irina Bogacheva from Kyrgyzstan? Yeah, neither do we, but reportedly she ran the marathon for Borat's country (isn't that where he was supposed to be from?) in the 1996, 2000, and 2004 Olympic Games. Apparently, rather than return to her home country, Irina settled in Gainesville, Florida where she appears to have been drinking since the '04 games ended. Cops say she was "highly intoxicated" outside a convenience store when a kind officer approached and--rather than arrest her for public drunkenness--offered a ride home. Which she agreed to, until the officer tried to put her in the back seat of his squad car and she grabbed for his radio. He went to stop her from doing that and Bogacheva allegedly bit the cop on the thumb. So, instead of a nice quiet ride home, she got taken to jail to sleep that bender off. Probably no long distance running for her any time in the future. [Gainesville Sun] Anyone want to guess how old she is?

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Linday Lohan Tweets Topless Photo to "Fans" - Why? Sounds like she was just bored in her never-ending post-lesbian relationship summer party. Read the story and see the mostly safe for work pic at Top of the Nudes.

Young Mom Arrested After Toddlers Found Wandering Parking Lot, Eating Dog Food - We have a great nominee for Mother of the Year, and it's only June! Details and more stories of stupidity at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily.

Golfers Arrested for Intentionally Wrecking Golf Carts - You know the thought has crossed your mind: have a few brews, go to your local golf course and rent some carts . . . without really having any intention of playing golf, just playing bumper cars with someone else's vehicles. Enter Cody Allan Lamprecht, 20, of Waterloo, Iowa and another as yet unnamed man who showed up a the Warren Golf Course this spring and rented a couple of carts. Instead of playing golf, they allegedly raced around the course ramming the carts into each other and driving into wooded areas where they weren't supposed to go. To top it all off, course officials later found tire marks on the No. 5 green. Not cool. Lamprecht was only recently arrested for second-degree criminal mischief and reckless driving. Damage to the carts was estimated at around $3,000. [Chicago Tribune]
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#48! Coach, 46 Arrested for Trying to Solicit Sex From Female Student, 14 - And this wasn't one of those police sex stings: The girl's parents discovered the messages and reported the man to school officials who then called cops.

HS Students Find Naked Man Tied to a Rock Near School - He later told cops he was looking at buzzards . . . while tied, face down, on a rock near a school. Details and more stories of stupid, naked people at Top of the Nudes.

Fully Clothed Man "Streaks" Nude Rugby Match - In a strange turn, a man with all his clothes on brought a naked rugby match to a halt when he "streaked" across the field during the match. No final score was reported, but the cold weather did leave some of the contestants came up a little short. (Guardian - link includes slightly not safe for work pic)

#47! HS Coach 56, Arrested AGAIN With Girl, 17 - He had previously been arrested for inappropriately touching the female student earlier this year and was not supposed to have any contact with her. Steven Harp was re-arrested after the girl was found at his home this past weekend.

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